In this fiery and satirical episode, we take a deep dive into the glamorous yet controversial world of Chitra Tripathi, a mainstream anchor from India’s leading “Godi Media” brigade. Awarded the Bihar Asmita Award, Chitra ji’s recent recognition triggered a wave of debate — not just about journalism, but about media ethics, political bias, and performative nationalism. We explore why an anchor from Gorakhpur, not Bihar, received an award for supposedly amplifying Bihar’s issues. From dramatic flood reportage with questionable photo-ops to selectively targeting the opposition while shielding the ruling party — Chitra’s work is dissected with humor, facts, and biting commentary. We react to her viral debate on voter list deletions in Bihar, her misleading claim of speaking in the UK Parliament, and the infamous Kohinoor demand video — which turned out to be nothing more than a cafeteria moment. We also address how media victim cards are played whenever powerful journalists face public scrutiny, especially women anchors like Chitra who have previously demonized protesting women and farmers.